(((Free))) Today: Tottenham v Shakhtar live watch 6 August 2023
5 min: The first time Shakhtar put their foot on the ball, and it's the first opening of the match. Srna cuts inside from the right and feeds Ukrainian player of the year Fernandinho. The Brazilian's shot balloons off Parrett, and falls to Jadson, eight yards out just to the right of goal. He's not facing the target, but swivels and smacks an effort wide left. A decent effort, that. 8 min: The home side are beginning to boss this now. Willian makes Dawson look very silly indeed, twisting and turning down the left. His cross causes panic in the Spurs area.
I hate head tennis! 40 min: Chygrynskiy needlessly nudges Campbell in the back, 25 yards from goal, just to the right of centre. That's a free kick. Bentley sends a dreadful effort sailing serenely towards Pyatov, who can throw his cap on it. But Rat has broken from the wall too early, and is booked for his trouble.
Bentley gets a second chance, and if anything what follows is even worse than the first effort, clanking witlessly into the wall. A decent opportunity to work the keeper at the very least is squandered. 42 min: Shakhtar string about 20 passes together. Finally they work some space for Jadson in the centre, just outside the box. He could shoot, but lays off for Willian instead; the resulting effort is decent enough but well claimed by the unfairly maligned Gomes. HALF TIME: Shakhtar Donetsk 0-0 Tottenham Representative XI.
The half peters out into nothing. "How do you know that is a stopped clock? " asks Tony Tyler, pointing at the picture accompanying this report and generally causing trouble. "I think the second hand looks very slightly blurred, which suggests it might have been moving when the photo was taken. " Which is more than you can say for the monkey to the left of it. And we're off again! Shakhtar set the ball rolling. "If we're going to chat about your pictures, " begins Simon Cordery, "I'd like to know how and why the manufacturer of the spiffy red one knew it was destined for the dustbin (along with all other typewriters, except those owned by Luddites) and how and why they chose a red dustbin. Does it symbolize the future of Tottenham's UEFA cup run, or is it a subliminal nod to Arsenal, also headed for the trashcan? " It's an Olivetti Valentine, designed by the late Ettore Sottsass.
16 min: Huddlestone decides to replicate the dance routine from the video for Thriller. It's a graveyard smash, but as he's lumbering up and down the Spurs left at one yard per hour, Srna leaves him behind, wheechs to the byline and whips a delicious cross right across the face of goal. Fernandinho is this far from poking home. The ball clanks around awhile, a few home players queuing up for shooting practice, but Spurs ride their luck and the ball eventually bounces away from danger. 21 min: Spurs are sitting awfully deep here.
Anyway, Spurs may be lopsided, but this report offers you BALANCE. So, having accused Tottenham of betraying the glory game, here's John Lally putting the other side of the argument: "I don't see quite how we're Bolton tonight, we've put in some youngsters but the way we've been playing that's a positive thing - the worst thing he could do is stick with the same tired line-up that's been playing badly week in, week out. At least the youngsters are hungry. Typical, Ar$enal play the kids and everyone swoons, we do and everyone criticises - also most of our front-men are a) suspended or b) Darren Bent. " 28 min: Gladkiy tears down the right, an area of the pitch Spurs can't be bothered with any more, and zips a low cross across the face of goal.
Shakhtar Donetsk v Tottenham Hotspur - Uefa Cup live! The Infinite Harry Redknapp Press Conference Theorem states that a football manager voicing whatever pops into his head for an infinite amount of time, while unlikely to come up with the complete works of William Shakespeare, will at least make one remotely sensible statement.
Fernandinho picks the ball up just outside the box and is hacked down by Jenas. The free kick, in a dangerous central position, is wasted. "Players being rested in the competition, too many matches to get to the knockout rounds and a lot of empty seats, " is how George Templeton carefully sets himself up for this: "That could describe the Champions League as well. " Cymbals, please, maestro.
And that brings me to the bad news — that’s not the case for this one. The match is not televised in the United States or the United Kingdom tomorrow and is streamed on SpursPLAY, Tottenham’s in-house streaming service. Now, if you’re lucky enough to be a Carty Free reader and live in Ukraine, Poland, Israel, Bulgaria, or Norway (?! ), then you have TV options and can find the channel in your country at livesoccertv.
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